
Pop.   Quiz.
Enough with the moaning and groaning.  Just put away your books.  Take  out your pencils.
And no one.  Will.  Get.  Hurt.
Hey.  If I have to suffer through an  exam every week.  Then the least you can do is go down with me.  It's.  Only.  Fair.
Question  one.
A piece of tiramisu comes to the emergency department of the hospital at  which you are an attending and presents with a stab wound from a knife  that entered through his umbilicus (i.e. what is approximately the  center of his body).  What layers did the knife puncture, in order from  superior to inferior?

(a)  external oblique fascia, rectus abdominis, rectus sheath, transversalis  fascia
(b) Camper's fascia, Scarpa's fascia, rectus abdominis, transversalis  fascia
(c) cocoa powder, vanilla-scented mascarpone, Bailey's- and  coffee-infused ladyfingers, followed by another dreamy set (can you have  too many) of vanilla-scented mascarpone, Bailey's- and coffee-infused  ladyfingers
(d) peritoneal membrane, transversalis fascia, transversus abdominis,  internal oblique

If you  chose b as your correct answer.   You sadly mistook your patient for a  living, breathing person.  Better go and study the difference between  animate and inanimate objects.  But good job on your human anatomy.  If  you're looking for a career in medicine, then I hear Cornell is  accepting applicants.  It seems that a spot has opened up since some  crazy and reckless individual has decided to go to cooking school  instead.
Wishful.  Thinking. If you chose c.  You are CORRECT.  You've been doing some outside  reading, I see.  Well done my friend.  Well.  Done.
If you chose a or d.  You obviously know nothing about either tiramisu  or your own body.  Yeah.  I'm not sure what you've been doing with your  time either.  Nothing productive.  Obviously.  It's okay.  You have a  chance to redeem yourself.  Make this tiramisu.  Eat two pieces (if you  can stop there) and call me in the morning.
Doctor's orders.

Bonus  question.
What have you submitted for Regional Recipes: Ireland?  I know St.  Paddy's day has come and gone but, as evidenced by this tiramisu,  Bailey's (and Guinness) can be consumed.  Year.  Round.  So let's get to  it!  The deadline for submission is March 31.  Please send your entries  to me at jhbruno87@gmail.com.  Make sure you include a link to your  recipe, a photo, and put a link to the event (i.e. my blog) on your  post.  Best news is - I will accept any Irish dish that you cooked for  St. Paddy's day this year even if it was posted earlier this month.   Just make sure you add in a link to the event!
Bailey's Irish Creme and Vanilla TiramisuServes 9, adapted from 
Baking  Bites8 oz mascarpone, room temperature
1/2 cup confectioner's sugar
1 cup heavy cream, COLD
2 tsp vanilla
1 cup strongly brewed coffee, room temperature
1/4 cup Bailey's Irish Creme
2 boxes of ladyfingers (each of my boxes had 20...I think I used 35 in  total)
unsweetened cocoa powder
1. In a mixing bowl, beat the mascarpone, confectioner's sugar, heavy  cream and vanilla until combined, fluffy, and smooth.
2. Mix the Bailey's and coffee together in a bowl.  Dunk a ladyfinger  into this mixture (2-3 seconds) and then layer it into the bottom of an  8x8 or 9x9 baking dish.  Repeat until the bottom of the pan is covered  in a single layer.
3.  Spread half of the mascarpone mixture on top of this.
4.  Repeat step 2.
5. Repeat step 3, adding all of the remaining mascarpone.
6. Dust with cocoa powder.  Cover with plastic wrap and let sit in the  fridge overnight or at least 6 hours.
7. Serve to your sister for her thirteenth birthday.  Or.  You know.   Eat it while sitting at home on a Friday night studying for anatomy.   It's your call.
This is my submission to this month's 
Have the Cake!

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Joanne